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BlastNovaBeamhere

Age/Gender: 16, Male
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I've been coming to this site since about 2003 but just recently learned creating an account was free(Learned on 2/26/08).

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Score: 9
Once When I Was A Kid SE

"Ewwww...x2"

date: January 18, 2009

This was obscene the first time...but at least now it is obscene with more animation and better VA. Also you tacobuttfish guys are always saying "we". How many people is "we" anyway? Is it you and a friend, or you and a group of friends, mabye they aren't friends...just people you hang out with? Also how many times have you got this question?

January 18, 2009

Author's Response:

First, your the first to ask, Second, there are two of us Steve Garnett and Nathan Gibson we both do the art and the writing together, we have additional contracts for voice acting and Criss Allison is putting together our website. Third, yes we are all friends. Last, Glad you liked the cartoon!

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Score: 10
I hate MAC ads

"Haha!"

submission: I hate MAC ads
date: January 4, 2009

Mac is a concieted asshole who shits light! Seriously what a dick. Can't one of their ads be about their computers and not about slinging dirt clods at pc? See I call it dirt clods because it isn't good enough to be mud...

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Score: 10
Day of the Devil

"Hold up!"

submission: Day of the Devil
date: January 4, 2009

What does that make 7/7/07? Nothing because it is 7707? Okay. Awesome vid. Is there really anything else that needs to be said?

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Score: 10
Metal Gear Awesome 2

"Excellent!"

date: December 25, 2008

Congradulations! Now you only have 3/5 aof a game left to parody! Also 3 sequels 2 or 3 prequels and mabye some non-canon stuff from bonus fetaures like those vids on subsistence...you arn't going to make another MGA are you?

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Score: 10
Kill Old Man from Zelda!!

"WOOT!"

date: November 27, 2008

Not great, but he is dead and THAT is what matters.
Needs more choices but the concept and the dialog alone gets you a ten.
Plus you stated why he needs to be killed. Sure everyone knows why he needs to be killed but that was just great.

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Score: 10
MGS 3 Bosses short

"NOWHERE NEAR GOOD ENOUGH!!!?"

submission: MGS 3 Bosses short
date: November 27, 2008

Dude! this was one of my favorite shorts in the entire mgs collab series! Right next to Snake The Explorer and that one where sanke is all oh noes a fence! and big boss stomps it down in his rex! and and and he had rations! that bastard! Anywho this is one of the shorts I quote when I try to convince my friends to watch the series.

November 30, 2008

Author's Response:

...really...?

thanks

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Score: 6
Dirty Dinner Thanksgiving

"You can do better than that!"

date: November 21, 2008

In my opinion this was a bit of a letdown. It is just when he said, "nobody puts gravy in a corner!" I thought this was going to be hilarious. I know this is just a music video but still...

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Score: 10
MGS - Life Alarm

"You have to enter this in next collab."

submission: MGS - Life Alarm
date: November 2, 2008

GW-"I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!"

What else needs to be said? Has it not been established that this is an awesome vid yet?

November 2, 2008

Author's Response:

i'm not sure it can go into a collab, it's been on Newgrounds for a few months, stand alone. thanks for the 10 though.

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Score: 7
Halloweenie Hero

"Animal Crossing."

submission: Halloweenie Hero
date: October 29, 2008

It sucks so badly, so why do I love it so much?

This movie sucks *SLAP*. It ROCKS *SLAP*. It sucks and rocks.
UPDATE: I rerate real pokemon and give it a ten.

HOW DO YOU DO IT (NOT ENOUGH SFX)

October 31, 2008

Author's Response:

Uh... Thanks, I think. Well glad you sort of like it, and hey, I added more SFX for you!

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Score: 9
BigFoot on Ice

"Stoopide Biggfiet!!!"

submission: BigFoot on Ice
date: October 17, 2008

Everyone knows there is no such thing as humans!
Great flash.
Lip sync who needs it!? Not you! not me!
But when we get right down to it the real problem is the repetitive music.
$0.00!? It is a steal at twice the price. If the price were to stay the same I'd watch it perhaps 2 mabye 3 more time. No more after that though. Okay mabye a year later. Anywho...Great flash keep up the good work! Mabye trim off a bit O' fat other than that no problem.
All your fives are belong to us. Or vice versa.

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